Mlb steroids biogenesis list

The Story: In February 2005 Canseco released his autobiography and steroid tell-all, Juiced , Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big. In it he described himself as 'the chemist' having experimented on himself for years. He claimed to have educated and personally injected many players including Mark McGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Juan Gonzalez, Ivan Rodriguez, and Jason Giambi. In his second book, Vindicated , Canseco added Magglio Ordonez to the list of players he had educated and injected with steroids. He also said he introduced Alex Rodriguez to a trainer/PED supplier after Rodriguez had asked where he could get steroids.

The official list:
-Brandon Inge
-Carlos Marmol (but someone in the Dodgers front office is on SOMETHING for wanting him)
-The Houston Astros
-Albert Pujols (they recently gave him tic tacs that they claimed were steroids, he couldn’t tell the difference…explains a lot)
-All Miami Marlins not named Giancarlo Stanton
-Jose Valverde
-All Seattle Mariners not named Jesus Montero (turns out Felix is just THAT good…too bad he’s stuck in Seattle for life. And Montero must’ve put the roids in his hair or something.)
-All Chicago Cubs not named Anthony Rizzo
-Jose Canseco (turns out he’s never actually been on roids, he’s been injecting pure LSD into his system. Also explains a lot.)
-All New York Mets not named Matt Harvey or David Wright

Mlb steroids biogenesis list

mlb steroids biogenesis list


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